You are A Biker if...

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Your A Biker If...
  • You call your bike your woman
  • Your best friends are named after animals. i.e.: Otter, Rabbit, Turkey, etc...
  • Your best shoes have steel toes.
  • Every left shoe you own has a black spot on it from the shift lever.
  • You owned three different bikes before you ever owned a car.
  • You think Easy Rider has held up pretty well after all these years.
  • When you refer to Captain America, you mean the bike and not the comic book hero.
  • You know that Marlon Brando rode a Triumph in The Wild One and not a Harley-Davidson.
  • You also know that it was Lee Marvin who rode the Harley in The Wild One.
  • Your idea of jewellery is chains and barbed wire.
  • You watch bike shows on TV while relaxing in your armchair, drinking beer and buying bike gear off the internet.
  • You can tell what kind of bugs they are by the taste.
  • You're only sunburned on the back of your hands and neck.
  • You carry around a crushed beer can in case you have to park your bike on uneven ground.
  • You pull have bike parts in your house and clean them as if they are ornaments.
  • You don't know how to turn on the washing machine, but you have four different kinds of cleaners for your bike.
  • You carry a picture of your bike in your wallet.
  • You wave at bikers even when you are in your car.
  • Your three piece suit consists of leather trousers, a leather vest, and a leather jacket.
  • Your other suit is a rain suit.
  • You wake up next to your other half and your first thought is if your bike will start.
  • You plan your holidays to Florida to coincide with the rally at Daytona.
  • You take your kids for a ride on your bike before they can walk.
  • You can't remember your kids' names or birthdays, but you can remember that Harley-Davidson made the Knucklehead, Pan head, Shovelhead, Evolution, and Twin Cam 88.
  • You are currently wearing two or more articles of clothing that have a Harley-Davidson label in them.
  • Your screen saver on your phone/computer is a Motorbike.
  • The staff at the Harley store know you by name.
  • Your tent is blue.


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