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Biker Jokes and other stuff

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We do not stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. Never Be The First To Get Old!
 
  
Arthur Davidson in Heaven / Biker Air Freshner / Biker and His Babe / Biker Baby: Born to be Wild! / Biker Boots / Bikers in Heaven / Bored, Tubby and Mild / Consent of a loving wifeDesperate Biker / Doctor is the bike okay / Does My Bum Look Big On This?Getting ready for a Biker Rally - The difference between men & women / Happily Married / Harley For The Ladies / Helmets Are Good For Something / How BAD have u been this year??? / I don't care what kind of beer it is / If Women Ruled The World / Is it his Dad's bike?  /  I Thought I Was A Real Biker  / Keeping Your Chrome Shiny / Laid Back Rider / Long to LiveMrs America / New Seat Belt Laws / No Age Limit To Being Wild / Old Lady Biker Joke / One wish  / Pearly Gates / Quotes / Scary number plate / Shit Creek and Paddles / Stopped for speeding / Suicidal Tattoo Artist  / Surgery! /  Tattoo of the year / The best tattoo in the world / The ideal wife / The perfect Christmas tree / The rabbit biker / Watch the signs / Wearing your jacket backwards! / Weather Warning / Who gives the hand jobs?You are a Biker if... /
  
  
  
Arthur Davidson in Heaven
 
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation died and went to Heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven".

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Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the throne room, and introduced him to God.

Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?" God said, "Oh, yes." "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:
 
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1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension

 
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2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
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3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
 
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4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust, and finally,
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous."
 
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"Hmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God went to his celestial Super Computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention then yours".  
 
Biker Air Freshner
 
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Biker and His Babe
  
A Biker and His Babe
  
Biker Baby: Born to be Wild! Go see...
 
Biker Boots.
  
Brian always wanted a pair of authentic Harley Motorcycle Boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Maria looked him over, "Nope."

Frustrated, Brian stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asked Maria, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?" Maria looked up and exclaimed, "Brian, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!"

Furious, Brian yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARIA?" "Nope" she replied. "IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!"

Without changing her expression, Maria replied, "Shoulda bought a new helmet Brian!"
 
Bikers in Heaven.
  
Bikers in Heaven Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. We have some Bikers up here who are causing problems. They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, and they are wearing T-shirts instead of robes. There's bbbq sauce everywhere, especially all over their T-shirts, their dogs are riding in the chariots and chasing the sheep and they're wearing Cowboy hats and Baseball Caps instead of their halos. They refuse to keep the stairway to heaven clean and their boots are marking and scratching up the halls of wisdom. There are sun flower seeds and hot wing bones all over the place. Some of them are walking around with just one wing. They refuse to walk and insist on bringing their "Hogs" with them."
  
The Lord said, "Bikers are Biker, Gabriel. Heaven is Home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, call the Devil."
  
The Devil answered the phone, "Hello... hold on a minute." The Devil returned to the phone, "Ok, I'm back. What can I do for you?" Gabriel replied, "I just want to know what kind of problems you're having down there." The Devil said, "Hold on again. I need to check on something." After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, "I'm back. Now what was the question?" Gabriel said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?" The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this ... Hold on." This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. Those damn Bikers have put out the fire and are trying to install air conditioning."
  
Consent of a loving wife.
  
Auto Trader Biker
  
Desperate Biker.
 
Desperate Biker
 
Doctor is the bike okay?

Doctor is the bike okay

Does my bum look big on this?
  
Does my Bum look big on this
  
Getting ready for a Biker Rally - The difference between men & women
Women;

Three weeks before;

  • Book hair, nail, eyebrow appointment
  • Buy hair colour
  • Search e-bay for new outfit
  • Look at your womanly physique in the mirror... decide that you need to lose a stone in 3 weeks, so make mental note to do workout, sit-ups, squats, etc, every day
  • Save small amount of your favourite toiletries, face cleanser, toner, eye make up remover, day cream, night cream, eye cream, factor 15 for the face and factor 8 for the body (the sun WILL come out), body lotion, shower gel, shampoo, conditioner, hair product one (to give it body), hair product two (to make it straight), hair product three (to make it glossy) hair product four (so it does not frizz), hair product five (to keep it in place)

Two weeks before;

  • Buy new outfit (two of just in case) off e-bay, found using searches such as 'Biker babe', 'biker rally outfit', 'black goth', 'black basque ladies', etc...
  • Start tan-tastic preparations, scrub flesh and moisturise

The week before;

  • Dye hair, hair cut, buy new hair product
  • Eyebrows waxed
  • Manicure (and pedicure if its summer)
  • Apply self-tanning creams (unless goth)
  • Look in shops for a new outfit (just in case you see one you like better than the two you bought last week)

The day before;

  • Sort out the clothing you are taking into piles
  • The clothing you are wearing on a hanger
  • All other items hidden, so that your Victor Meldrew husband does not say "Do you think you are taking that lot for two days!"

The day of;

  • Face pack, condition hair, shave armpits and legs, apply make up with no mascara (to avoid panda eyes on the way in gail force winds)
  • Try to pack 10 tops, three pairs of jeans, 3 sets of matching underwear, toiletries (as above), towel (the size of a small country) into small bag
  • Text mates to see if they are taking hairdryers and/or straighterners as you realise you have gone over your allocation baggage allowance
  • Moisturise whole body, get dressed putting on extra layers of clothing that you could not fit into small bag
  • Put extra items you forgot to pack into coat pockets

Men;

  • Put tent on bike
  • Take toothbrush if longer than one night
  • Moan at woman at the amount of luggage she is taking for two nights
  • Put on 'Rally' pants, club t and leather vest
  • Go...

Of course those apologies to all women who are lower maintenance and men who are higher...

Happily Married.
 
Badass Biker Bob wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.

He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Bob looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table: "Honey,
breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."

So he goes to the kitchen, and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.

Bob asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious, broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."

Confused, Badass Bob asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Woman, leave me alone, I'm married !" 
 
Harley For The Ladies
 
Harley For The Ladies
 
 
Helmets Are Good For Something
 
Helmets Are Good For Something!
 
How To BBQ
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How to bbq - lazy style
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I don't care what kind of beer it is, it ain't gonna taste the same served this way!
 
I dont care what kind of beer it is, it aint gonna taste the same served t
 
If Women Ruled The World
 
If Women Ruled The World
 
 
I Thought I Was A Real Biker
 
A biker went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the biker and asked, "Are you a real biker?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on Harleys. My momma was pregnant with me when she rode on the back of my Daddy's Harley, then as a little boy I rode on the back with my Daddy until I finally got my own Harley. I've been riding a Harley ever since. So yes, I guess I am a real biker."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women; when I shower, watch TV, eat, whatever, everything seems to make me think of women." Then she got up and left.

The biker was thinking about what just happened when a man sat down next to the biker and asked, "Are you a real biker?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
  
Keeping Your Chrome Shiny
  
This guy has always dreamed of owning a Harley Davidson. One day he has finally saved up enough money so he goes down to the dealer.

After he picks out the perfect bike, the dealer tells him about an old biker trick that will keep the chrome on his new bike free from rust. The dealer tells him that all he has to do is to keep a jar of Vaseline handy and put it on the chrome before it rains, and everything will be fine. He happily pays for the bike and leaves.

A few months later, the young man meets a woman and falls in love. She asks him to come home and meet her parents over dinner. He readily accepts and the date is set. At the appointed time, he picks her up on his Harley and they ride to her parents house. Before they go in, she tells him that they have a family tradition that whoever speaks first after dinner must do the dishes.

After a delicious dinner everyone sits in silence waiting for the first person to break the silence and get stuck doing the dishes. After a long fifteen minutes, the young man decides to speed things up, so he reaches over and kisses his woman in front of her family. No one says a word.

Emboldened, he slips his hand under her blouse and fondles her breasts. Still no one says a word.

Finally, he throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of everyone. No one says a word.

Now he is getting desperate, so he grabs her mother and throws HER on the table. They have even wilder sex. Still no one speaks. By now he is thinking what to do next when he hears thunder in the distance. His first thought is to protect the chrome on his Harley, so he gets his jacket, reaches in his pocket and pulls out his jar of Vaseline.

The father says, "Okay damm it, I'll do the dishes!"  
  
 
Long to Live
  
This biker lady has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months, and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, and tummy tuck. Since she had so much more time to live, new roads to ride, she figured she might as well look even nicer.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While riding her motorcycle home, she was run into by a delivery truck and killed. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40+ years? How come you didn't pull me out of the path of that freakin' truck?"

God replied, "I didn't recognize you."
  
Mrs America
  
Mrs America Mrs USA Trike
 
New Seat Belt Laws
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The E.U. Safety Council has completed extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt. Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 45% when the belt is properly installed.
  
 Seat Belt Laws 
No Age Limit To Being Wild
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No Age Limit To Being Wild!
 
Old Lady Biker Joke

A little 80 year old lady had always wanted to join a local bikers club. One day she goes up and knocks on a biker's door. A big, hairy bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. 

She proclaims, "I want to join your club". The guy was quite amused, but explains that she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join the club. The biker asks; "Do you have a motorcycle?" The little old lady replies, "Yep, my bike's parked over there" and pointed to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway. The biker asks, "Do you drink?" The little old lady replies, "Yep, drink like a fish. beer mostly, whiskey when I'm shooting pool.. I'll drink everyone in your club under the table".  

The biker is surprised but then asks, "Do you smoke?". The little old lady replies, "Yep, smoke like a chimney. At least two packs of cigarettes and three joints a day and cigars when I'm drinking whiskey and shooting pool". The biker is very impressed and asks, "Last question, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?" The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope, but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times!"

One wish
  
A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said: "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over any time I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of some thing that would honour and glorify me." The biker thought about it for some time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing is wrong, an how I can make a woman truly happy!" The Lord replied, "How many lanes do you want on that bridge?"
  
Pearly Gates
  
A man dies & appears at The Pearly Gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?. Have you exhibited courage?", St. Peter asks. "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offers.

"Once I came upon a group of Bikers who were bothering a young woman. I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the largest and meanest looking one. I smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground, and told him, 'Now get out of here."

St. Peter was visibly impressed. "When did this happen?"

"Just a few minutes ago
  
Quotes
  
  
Scary number plate
PMS 24 7 Scary Number plate
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Shit Creek and Paddles
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Shit Creek

Stopped for speeding

A rookie police officer pulled a biker over for speeding and had the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Biker: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Biker: It's not my bike. I stole it.
Officer: The motorcycle is stolen?
Biker: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the tool bag when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the tool bag?
Biker: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the dude who owns  this bike and stuffed his dope in the saddle bags.
Officer: There's drugs in the saddle bags too?
Biker: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the rookie immediately called his captain. The biker was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the biker to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Biker: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
Captain: Who's motorcycle is this?
Biker: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
Captain: Could you slowly open your tool bag so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Biker: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the tool bag.
Captain: Would you mind opening your saddle bags? I was told you said there's drugs in them.
Biker: No problem. The saddle bags were opened; no drugs.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole this motorcycle, had a gun in the tool bag, and that there were drugs in the saddle bags.
Biker: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.
  
Suicidal Tattoo Artist
 
Suicidal Tattoo Artist
  
Surgery!
  
A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?" The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and said, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new.
  
So how come I make a pretty small salary and you get the really big money when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic... "Try doing it with the engine running."
Tattoo of the year  
tatt of the year
 
The best tattoo in the world!
  
This man had what he thought was the best tattoo in the world... Until he went to prison.
  
the best tattoo in the world until he went to prison.
  
The ideal wife
  
• Honey, are you sure you have enough beer for tonight?
• I love you working on the bike on Saturdays, we should do it together on Sundays?
• Honey, I have decided to be naked at home.
• You are so sexy when you are hungry!
• Sweetheart, what kind of brakes do you want me to buy for the bike?
• Do you mind if we watch the game together tonight and finish a dozen of beers?
• I am going to wash the bike!
• No, No, No. I am changing the motor oil this time.
• Forget about St Valentine we can go for a bike show instead.
• Your mother is so much better than me.
• That's enough! I don't wanna go for shopping anymore. We better stay home, rent some hot movies and ....I can invite my girlfriend to join us.
• Listen, a new lapdancing club opened in town. Why don't we go and take a look?
• Honey, I just enrolled myself in yoga classes to learn how to put my legs behind my neck. Only for you sweetheart.
  
The perfect Christmas tree

The perfect Christmas tree - Beer bottle Christmas tree


The rabbit biker
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Once upon a time there was a frog who lived in a lake all by himself. He had been given special powers by a local witch. One day he finally ventured out of the lake to get his first glimpse of the world outside. The first thing he saw was a bear chasing a rabbit and so he called out to them and asked them to stop. Then he said to them: "I am a magical frog and since you are the first two animals I have ever seen, I am going to grant you both three wishes. You will each take turns using them and you have to use them now." The bear (being greedy) went first. I would like for every bear in this forest to be female except for me." A magical sound and it was done. Then the rabbit. "I would like a helmet." This confused both the frog and the bear, but after a magical sound there was a helmet. It was the bear's turn again. "I would like for every bear in the neighbouring forest to be female." A magical sound and it was done. The rabbit went again. "I would like a motorcycle." Both the frog and the bear wondered why the rabbit didn't just ask for a lot of money with which he could buy himself a motorcycle, but after a magical sound there was a motorcycle. The bear took his last wish. "I would like for all the bears in the world to be female except for me." A magical sound and it was done. The rabbit then put on his helmet, started up the motorcycle, and said "I wish the bear was gay" and took off like a bat out of hell.  
Watch the signs
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A police officer pulled over two nuns riding on a motorcycle, and said to the rider, 'Ma'am, you're driving much too slowly, could you please drive faster?"
The nun says, 'Oh, I saw the sign with the "21" and assumed the speed limit was 21 km/h". The officer explains: 'No ma'am, the speed limit is 80. The highway number is Interstate 21."
Then the police officer look at the passenger and see the other nun shaking like a leaf. "Excuse me sister, but what's wrong with your passenger?" "Oh, that's probably because we just got off Highway 205."
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Wearing your jacket backwards!
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Two guys were roaring down the road on a motorcycle when the driver slowed up and pulled over. His leather jacket had a broken zipper, and he told his friend, "I can't drive anymore with the air hitting me in the chest like that." "Just put the jacket on backwards." His friend advised. They continued down the road but around the next bend, they lost control and wiped out. A nearby farmer came upon the accident and ran to call the police. They asked him, "Are they showing any signs of life?" "Well," the farmer explained, "the driver was until I turned his head around the right way!"
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Weather Warning
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When the clouds are doing this... maybe its time to take the car...
Weather Warning
 
Who gives the hand jobs?

A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside.

As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar:

COLD BEER: $2.00

HAMBURGER: $2.25

CHEESEBURGER: $2.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50

HAND JOB: $50.00

Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole' biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers.

She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker.

"Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "may I help you?"

The ole biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?" 

She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs "Why yes, yes, I sure am".

The ole' biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, "Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger".

A crusty old biker

Your A Biker If...

  • You call your bike your woman
  • Your best friends are named after animals. i.e.: Otter, Rabbit, Turkey, etc...
  • Your best shoes have steel toes.
  • Every left shoe you own has a black spot on it from the shift lever.
  • You owned three different bikes before you ever owned a car.
  • You think Easy Rider has held up pretty well after all these years.
  • When you refer to Captain America, you mean the bike and not the comic book hero.
  • You know that Marlon Brando rode a Triumph in The Wild One and not a Harley-Davidson.
  • You also know that it was Lee Marvin who rode the Harley in The Wild One.
  • Your idea of jewellery is chains and barbed wire.
  • You watch bike shows on TV while relaxing in your armchair, drinking beer and buying bike gear off the internet.
  • You can tell what kind of bugs they are by the taste.
  • You're only sunburned on the back of your hands and neck.
  • You carry around a crushed beer can in case you have to park your bike on uneven ground.
  • You pull have bike parts in your house and clean them as if they are ornaments.
  • You don't know how to turn on the washing machine, but you have four different kinds of cleaners for your bike.
  • You carry a picture of your bike in your wallet.
  • You wave at bikers even when you are in your car.
  • Your three piece suit consists of leather trousers, a leather vest, and a leather jacket.
  • Your other suit is a rain suit.
  • You wake up next to your other half and your first thought is if your bike will start.
  • You plan your holidays to Florida to coincide with the rally at Daytona.
  • You take your kids for a ride on your bike before they can walk.
  • You can't remember your kids' names or birthdays, but you can remember that Harley-Davidson made the Knucklehead, Pan head, Shovelhead, Evolution, and Twin Cam 88.
  • You are currently wearing two or more articles of clothing that have a Harley-Davidson label in them.
  • Your screen saver on your phone/computer is a Motorbike.
  • The staff at the Harley store know you by name.
  • Your tent is blue.

 

Other stuff

Biker's Prayer - Go see...

Born to Be Blind - This video says everything about the heart and soul of riding a Harley-Davidson Motorbike! Go see...

Easy Rider - The Byrds - Wasn't Born to Follow Go see...

Harley-Davidson Badass Santa Claus Go see...

Just a Biker 

I saw you;

• hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an extra £10 in the collection plate last Sunday.

Biker Santa• pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local church.

 

 

 

 

 

• change your mind about going into the restaurant when you saw my bike parked out front. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief.

• roll up your windowand shake your head when I rode by. But you didn't see me riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window.

• frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless.

Locks Of Love Biker• stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

• roll your eyes at our leather jackets and gloves. But you didn't see me and my brothers donate our old ones to those that had none.

Written Over My Heart• look in fright at my tattoos. But you didn't see me cry as my children where born or have their name written over and in my heart.

 

 

 

 

• change lanes while rushing off to go somewhere. But you didn't see me going home to be with my family.

• complain about howloud and noisy our bikes can be. But you didn't see me when you were changing the CD and drifted into my lane.

Pat My Childs Hand• yelling at your kids in the car. But you didn't see me pat my child's hands knowing she was safe behind me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Squeeze wife legreading the newspaper or map as you drove down the road. But you didn't see me squeeze my wife's leg when she told me to take the next turn.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Soaked to the skinrace down the road in the rain. But you didn't see me get soaked to the skin so my son could have the car to go on his date.

 

 

 

 

 

 

• run the yellow light just to save a few minutes of time. But you didn't see signaling to turn right.

• cut me off because you needed to be in the lane I was in. But you didn't see me leave the road.

• waiting impatiently for my friends to pass. But you didn't see me. I wasn't there.

• go home to your family. But you didn't see me. Because I died that day you cut me of...

Biker FuneralI was just a biker. A person with friends and a family. But you didn't see me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Norton Commando Transformer - Go see...

Perfect day motorbike road safety advert - Go see...

Portugal Barnfinds - Go see...

Sorry mate, I didn't see you - Go see...

Steppenwolf - Born To Be Wild - Go see...

The Leather Boys (1964): Ace Cafe Burn-Up - Go see...

The Wild Angels (1966) - Loaded -  Go see...

Think! Motorcycle Safety  - Go see... Motorbike road safety video offering safe biking tips for UK bikers.

Youth attacks biker in full view at Farmyard Party - 2009 - Go see...

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