Biker Jokes and funnies

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• You call your bike your woman
• Your best friends are named after animals. i.e.: Otter, Rabbit, Turkey, etc...
• Your best shoes have steel toes.
• Every left shoe you own has a black spot on it from the shift lever.
• You owned three different bikes before you ever owned a car.
• You think Easy Rider has held up pretty well after all these years.
• When you refer to Captain America, you mean the bike and not the comic book hero.
• You know that Marlon Brando rode a Triumph in The Wild One and not a Harley-Davidson.
• You also know that it was Lee Marvin who rode the Harley in The Wild One.
• Your idea of jewellery is chains and barbed wire.
• You watch bike shows on TV while relaxing in your armchair, drinking beer and buying bike gear off the internet.
• You can tell what kind of bugs they are by the taste.
• You're only sunburned on the back of your hands and neck.
• You carry around a crushed beer can in case you have to park your bike on uneven ground.
• You pull have bike parts in your house and clean them as if they are ornaments.
• You don't know how to turn on the washing machine, but you have four different kinds of cleaners for your bike.
• You carry a picture of your bike in your wallet.
• You wave at bikers even when you are in your car.
• Your three piece suit consists of leather trousers, a leather vest, and a leather jacket.
• Your other suit is a rain suit.
• You wake up next to your other half and your first thought is if your bike will start.
• You plan your holidays to Florida to coincide with the rally at Daytona.
• You take your kids for a ride on your bike before they can walk.
• You can't remember your kids' names or birthdays, but you can remember that Harley-Davidson made the Knucklehead, Pan head, Shovelhead, Evolution, and Twin Cam 88.
• You are currently wearing two or more articles of clothing that have a Harley-Davidson label in them.
• Your screen saver on your phone/computer is a Motorbike.
• The staff at the Harley store know you by name.
• Your tent is blue.

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